Planet Earth is being invaded.

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Right now.

 

Yes, this one.

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But it hasn't realised it yet because the colonising Aliens hijacked a popular TV motoring programme beforehand and concealed mind-control broadcasts in each episode, ensuring zero resistance. Sneaky, sneaky Aliens.

 

If you are reading this it means that you responded particularly well to the Aliens' brainwashing, and have been pre-selected to be an envoy and are actually attending your induction before being sent out to spread the word.

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Yes you are.

 

So congratulations.

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 For now.

 

Your induction includes being present in the audience witnessing the final broadcast completing the subliminal mind controls that irreversibly lock-in the subjugation

of the entire Planet.

 

This will throw the door wide for the Aliens to

come sweeping in like ... like rampaging sweeping things.

Scary ones.

Extremely.

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Earth's only hope is if the TV Programme's Presenters can manage to assemble enough brain cells between them to catch on to what is happening before the programme and pretty much life on Earth as we know it Jim, ends.

 

Yeah sure ... sure they will.

 

All it takes is for them to single-handedly

(well, actually triple-handedly really but it's a

figure-of-speech thingy so I can still say that)

repel a Universe-full of millions of powerful Aliens

with massively oversophisticated hurt-making

alieny technology and beam-weapons and

all sorts of really, really cool stuff if it

was actually ours not theirs.

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So ..... ?

 

Y'think?

 

Oh, really?

 

C'mon: Seriously, what are the odds?!

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